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Woke up this morning, my ankle/heel was sore
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Originally posted by markmm View PostWait a minute, are you the Suitsyou that everyone takes the mickey out of for being a bedwetter?
'Wait a minute....'Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNice, MF. I wondered how you'd engineer that one.
'Wait a minute....'Comment
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Originally posted by markmm View PostWhere is MF anyway is he banned? When's he coming back?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by zeitghostKnock once for yes, knock twice for no... is there any body there...
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Originally posted by markmm View PostI woke up this morning to find that my ankle/heel was sore when I moved my foot, it seems ok when I am walking just very painful when I get up at first or rotate it. I don't know why, I don't run or anything, weird, anyone else had that?
HTH“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostApparently, due to the cuts in the NHS, they now sell you a bell so you can wander around saying "Unclean, unclean".
HTH.Comment
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Originally posted by markmm View PostI woke up this morning to find that my ankle/heel was sore when I moved my foot, it seems ok when I am walking just very painful when I get up at first or rotate it. I don't know why, I don't run or anything, weird, anyone else had that?Comment
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Originally posted by markmm View PostI woke up this morning to find that my ankle/heel was sore when I moved my foot, it seems OK when I am walking just very painful when I get up at first or rotate it. I don't know why, I don't run or anything, weird, anyone else had that?
Where's your ankle gone? (Where's your ankle gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your ankle gone? (Where's your ankle gone?)
Far, far away.
Where's your movement gone? (Where's your movement gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your movement gone? (Where's your movement gone?)
Far, far away. Far, far away.
Last night I heard my cartilage singing this song:
"Ooh eek. Creaky, creaky, stiff, stiff."
Woke up this morning with mobility gone.
"Ooh eek. Creaky, creaky, stiff, stiff.
Creaky, creaky, stiff, stiff" ouch!
Where's your fitness gone? (Where's your fitness gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your fitness gone? (Where's your fitness gone?)
Far, far away.
Where's your childhood gone? (Where's your childhood gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your childhood gone? (Where's your childhood gone?)
Far, far away. Far, far away
Last night I heard my knee bone singing this song:
"Ooh creak. Gratey, gratey, grind screek.
Gratey, gratey, grind screek. Snap."
Woke up this morning with my energy gone.
"Ooh creak. Gratey, gratey, grind screek.
Gratey, gratey, grind screek. Snap."
Let's go now.
Last night I heard my body singing this song:
"Snow's wet. Bladder's full up deep, deep."
Woke up this morning and my control was gone.
Bed's wet. Think I'm gonna weep, weep.
Dirty, cold, wee-filled bed.
All together now.
Last night I heard my bowels singing this song:
"Ooh, peep. Dirty, squirty, peep, peep."
Woke up this morning and my bowels had gone.
"Ooh tulip. Dirty, dirty white sheet.
Dirty, dirty white sheet. Shit."
Let me hear y'all singing now
Last night I heard my ankle singing this song
"Soo weak. Grindy, grindy, creak, creak".
Woke up this morning and my childhood was gone.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI've now got a cracked heel.
It doesn't hurt much though.
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