Woke up this morning, my ankle/heel was sore

[markmm]

Uh huh

Wait a minute, are you the Suitsyou that everyone takes the mickey out of for being a bedwetter?

[MaryPoppins]

Wait a minute, are you the Suitsyou that everyone takes the mickey out of for being a bedwetter?

Nice, MF. I wondered how you'd engineer that one.

'Wait a minute....'

[markmm]

Nice, MF. I wondered how you'd engineer that one.

'Wait a minute....'

Where is MF anyway is he banned? When's he coming back?

[MaryPoppins]

Where is MF anyway is he banned? When's he coming back?

For schizzle he's banned. I feel sure he's with us in spirit.

[wobbegong]

Knock once for yes, knock twice for no... is there any body there...

Not that sort of spirit!

[shaunbhoy]

I woke up this morning to find that my ankle/heel was sore when I moved my foot, it seems ok when I am walking just very painful when I get up at first or rotate it. I don't know why, I don't run or anything, weird, anyone else had that?

Switch back from the high heels to your court shoes and you will be fine. And losing a couple of stones would be no bad thing either Mr Wobble!

HTH

[TykeMerc]

Apparently, due to the cuts in the NHS, they now sell you a bell so you can wander around saying "Unclean, unclean".

HTH.

Fixed that for you.

[DS23]

I woke up this morning to find that my ankle/heel was sore when I moved my foot, it seems ok when I am walking just very painful when I get up at first or rotate it. I don't know why, I don't run or anything, weird, anyone else had that?

strangely i have had a really sore heel since monday. no reason why that i can fathom. it was truly painful all monday but is just annoying now. <shrugs> getting old - bruise more easily.

[RichardCranium]

I woke up this morning to find that my ankle/heel was sore when I moved my foot, it seems OK when I am walking just very painful when I get up at first or rotate it. I don't know why, I don't run or anything, weird, anyone else had that?

Where's your ankle gone? (Where's your ankle gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your ankle gone? (Where's your ankle gone?)
Far, far away.

Where's your movement gone? (Where's your movement gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your movement gone? (Where's your movement gone?)
Far, far away. Far, far away.

Last night I heard my cartilage singing this song:
"Ooh eek. Creaky, creaky, stiff, stiff."
Woke up this morning with mobility gone.
"Ooh eek. Creaky, creaky, stiff, stiff.
Creaky, creaky, stiff, stiff" ouch!

Where's your fitness gone? (Where's your fitness gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your fitness gone? (Where's your fitness gone?)
Far, far away.
Where's your childhood gone? (Where's your childhood gone?)
Little Marky M. (Little Marky M.)
Where's your childhood gone? (Where's your childhood gone?)
Far, far away. Far, far away

Last night I heard my knee bone singing this song:
"Ooh creak. Gratey, gratey, grind screek.
Gratey, gratey, grind screek. Snap."
Woke up this morning with my energy gone.
"Ooh creak. Gratey, gratey, grind screek.
Gratey, gratey, grind screek. Snap."

Let's go now.
Last night I heard my body singing this song:
"Snow's wet. Bladder's full up deep, deep."
Woke up this morning and my control was gone.
Bed's wet. Think I'm gonna weep, weep.
Dirty, cold, wee-filled bed.

All together now.
Last night I heard my bowels singing this song:
"Ooh, peep. Dirty, squirty, peep, peep."
Woke up this morning and my bowels had gone.
"Ooh tulip. Dirty, dirty white sheet.
Dirty, dirty white sheet. Shit."

Let me hear y'all singing now
Last night I heard my ankle singing this song
"Soo weak. Grindy, grindy, creak, creak".
Woke up this morning and my childhood was gone.

[SupremeSpod]

I've now got a cracked heel.

It doesn't hurt much though.

Shed it, grow another.