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When Tom Hanks' character in the Green Mile got a urinary track infection...

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    #31
    *gets to drinks cabinet*

    *pours a massive medicinal whisky*

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      #32
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      *gets to drinks cabinet*

      *pours a massive medicinal whisky*
      The 'sonic screwdriver' has been applied?
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        #33
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        The 'sonic screwdriver' has been applied?
        You mean the boulder buster?

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          #34
          Green Mile was a great film. Be honest, you are hoping for a huge black guy to come along and squeeze it better.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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            #35
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Green Mile was a great film. Be honest, you are hoping for a huge black guy to come along and squeeze it better.
            Just had the piss tested. Seems to be OK, no white cells.

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              #36
              Originally posted by minestrone View Post
              Just had the piss tested. Seems to be OK, no white cells.
              Well, super.

              Lovely.

              Great.

              Thanks for the update.

              We've been worried.

              The state of your manky muck-chucker has never been far from all our thoughts, I'm sure.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #37
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                The state of your manky muck-chucker has never been far from all our thoughts, I'm sure.
                I thought I would pass on the message so your woman knows I'm safe again.

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                  #38
                  One can only imagine what that poor woman has to put up with night after night. Hardly a catch are you RC?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    One can only imagine what that poor woman has to put up with night after night. Hardly a catch are you RC?
                    C'mon on, cheer up. I was only pulling your plonker. (With rubber gloves on, admittedly.)

                    You should be a happy bunny now your baby-maker has a certificate of cleanliness.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #40
                      Keeping yourself well hydrated means you have to pee more often, but it hurts considerably less.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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