When Tom Hanks' character in the Green Mile got a urinary track infection...

[TykeMerc]

Spelling doesn't fuss me that much, word substitutions that throw the context off do. In this case track for tract, it required some working out.

I asked what evidence you had for the assertion that I'm not a Doctor, not that I don't hold medical degrees, there's a difference. One can be a Doctor of more than just medicine.

[minestrone]

Spelling doesn't fuss me that much, word substitutions that throw the context off do. In this case track for tract, it required some working out.

I asked what evidence you had for the assertion that I'm not a Doctor, not that I don't hold medical degrees, there's a difference. One can be a Doctor of more than just medicine.

You are a Doctor if you hold a medical degree.

If you are one of these arses, well we have that proven already, who uses the title of Dr. on their utility bill without a medical degree you are even more an arse than I could ever imagine.

Tell the truth, I wil ask you one more question. DO YOU have the title of Dr on you utility bills?

[TykeMerc]

Emphatically not, I don't use any of the letters I'm entitled to use because of my educational and professional qualifications except on incredibly rare occasions.

[markmm]

You are a Doctor if you hold a medical degree.

If you are one of these arses, well we have that proven already, who uses the title of Dr. on their utility bill without a medical degree you are even more an arse than I could ever imagine.

Tell the truth, I wil ask you one more question. DO YOU have the title of Dr on you utility bills?

If you complete a PHD you are entitled to use Dr, usually the oinks who haven't been to a real University think that Dr means medical dr only.

[Incognito]

Getting this back on track (tract) umberellas went out decades ago. Now they stick a metal cotton wool bud (without the cotton) down your 'passage'.

6 years RN before anyone asks what would I know.

[d000hg]

You are a Doctor if you hold a medical degree.

Remind me, is it you who hasn't a degree or am I getting mixed up? That might explain your ignorance.

[minestrone]

Remind me, is it you who hasn't a degree or am I getting mixed up? That might explain your ignorance.

My next pish holds more importance to me than your opinion.

[d000hg]

My next pish holds more importance to me than your opinion.

What opinion? You mean the fact that you're ignorant about doctorates? That's not an opinion.

However you're right to consider your urination important. It is the most productive thing you do all day, after all.

[minestrone]

I always thought it was a urinary tract not track. Apparently not according to the thread.

Merc? can you ever point to me a wee amusing tale you had that you delivered to the site that has got a bunch of pages of replies?

Have you ever got a laugh from the site?

Just point me to a funny story you have posted.

Until MF is back I am out, boring twits like you are not why I come here.

[Iron Condor]

...I thought he must have overplayed it. "nothing can be as sore as that, it is just an infection"

Tom, you deserve those Oscars.

Had a bit of a sore lower tum since I came back from Bali where I had a few days of the squirts and a few burning pees. Things came to a head tonight when I went out for a quick beer in the pub. Went off for a quick wizz.

Thank God nobody was in or came in when I was at the toilet, it's not a good thing to be at a rough Glasgow pub urinal with the knees half bent, quivering, face you should only keep for the bedroom, mumbling in a high pitch "oh Jesus, oh Jesus".

A sanded pipe cleaner and a vinegar piss come to mind.

Got up the road and the girly asked me to pee on a stick. Urinary track infection diagnosed, straight on antibiotics.

Put me off my beer now.

Can also try D-Mannose tablets

Sweet Cures Waterfall D-Mannose 50 x 1g Tablets: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty

D-Mannose is a special tree bark sugar that flushes out the e-coli, which is the most common type of bacteria that causes UTI (There are other bacteria types but they less common).