The Ashes

[minestrone]

Yeas.

[minestrone]

Never seen it, was praticing spin with a ball at the time

[TykeMerc]

As Mr Truman used to say "Line and Length" 41-2.

[minestrone]

England batsman with a tash deserve to have a new nose.

[Coalman]

Ooops - wish I'd never got up.

[Gonzo]

I like cricket and it's a shame you have to have Sky to see it. All we've got here is Radio 5 live.

Especially since I have to put up with the Australian Sky Sports commentators.

My god, that accent is annoying.

Normally I would stream Test Match Special over the internet but I don't seem to be allowed to do that from outside the UK at the moment. Maybe it is time for me to start paying for a UK based proxy.

[Gonzo]

There must be some more English people living in one of the neighbouring houses judging by the shout I heard go up when it looked like Watson might be out.

[minestrone]

Fell. asleep. ten. minutes. before. hatrick.

Arrghh.

If any of you Englanders did not see it...

Stuart Broad ya fanny.

[minestrone]

Anyway, I expect a declaration at 560.

[Incognito]

Is a hat trick three outs in an over or three outs from three consecutive bowls?