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Scottish Nationalists or Muslims?
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Scottish Nationalists or Muslims?
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One lot wear skirts around their waists, the others on their heads & you can't understand a bloody word either says.
50/50 I reckon.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
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Ch Supt Calum Murray, of Strathclyde Police, said: "we are dealing with a situation where we suspect that explosives may be involved"
Sherlock Holmes reincarnate!Comment
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If they don't get you in this life, they'll get you in the next one.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIt'll be those bloody Buddhists again.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Suppose it's not beyond the realms of possibility that it could be the Irish againHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Can they afford the explosives?Originally posted by Troll View PostSuppose it's not beyond the realms of possibility that it could be the Irish againComment
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Squirrels, Perhaps a turf war?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Squirrels seems the most convincing theory in the above. Aren't they all red squirrels up there? Lefties are always causing trouble.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Gotta love the Wail's take on it though.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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