Movember

[Mich the Tester]

I am just getting more head.

Who's giving it then?

[d000hg]

<ON>
I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!

I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.

It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".

Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!

Aaaggghhh.
<OFF>

Ooooh, feel a bit better now.

What are you on about?

[fckvwls]

Who's giving it then?

All da laydeeez.