Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Previously on "Movember"
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What are you on about?Originally posted by Alf W View Post
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I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!
I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.
It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".
Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!
Aaaggghhh.
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Ooooh, feel a bit better now.
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Who's giving it then?Originally posted by fckvwls View PostI am just getting more head.
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It's a proven fact
that bald men are more virile and far better in bed.
We just get fewer opportunities to prove it.
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I read somewhere that about a third of women like bald-headed men; some even only like bald headed men. I suppose that still leaves two thirds who don't.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSo to ask an age old question, do women prefer hairy men? Do you like hairy shoulders and arms
? Is one reason we lost our body hair because of evolutionary pressure coming from the other sex? (Certainly men appear to prefer 'shaved' women, but I digress). Or is it for one of the other mundane reasons (lice and sweating), if indeed these reasons can be separated. Also, do you like bald men?*
*Not me yet
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Anyway, moustache or not, giving money to prostate cancer research or care is well worth it. It's an evil disease that seems to strike at random and destroy a lot of mens' lives in their prime.
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So to ask an age old question, do women prefer hairy men? Do you like hairy shoulders and arms
? Is one reason we lost our body hair because of evolutionary pressure coming from the other sex? (Certainly men appear to prefer 'shaved' women, but I digress). Or is it for one of the other mundane reasons (lice and sweating), if indeed these reasons can be separated. Also, do you like bald men?*
*Not me yet
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Jesus - I'm blind nowOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou won't be doing this then;
Fair enough, neither will I.
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It'll grow quicker after puberty. Don't fret.Originally posted by Alf W View Post
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I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!
I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.
It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".
Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!
Aaaggghhh.
<OFF>
Ooooh, feel a bit better now.
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Movember
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I can't bear this anymore. Here's your money now **** off and go and have a shave!
I don't want to be sent any more pictures of you looking slightly more like a paedophile than you did 48 hours ago. I'm not interested in whether it's itchy or grey. I know prostrate cancer is a killer but why not do something either useful for sponsorship or actually challenging. Growing facial hair is neither - you can't actually stop it. It's like being sponsored to breathe.
It also means that those of us who, given the choice, can't be bothered to shave for a few days have to deal with all sorts of comments like "Oh, are you doing this Movember thing? Is that all you've managed to grow?".
Oh, and stop putting the prefix Mo- in front of everything you smug c**ts!
Aaaggghhh.
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Ooooh, feel a bit better now.Tags: None
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