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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I didn't know smalltalk was now one word. You really do learn something every day.
    Smalltalk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Nick.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by kandr View Post
      My posts are witty, funny, moving, profound, insightful.
      Keep going...............sooner or later you will stumble across an appropriate adjective................
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by kandr View Post
        Its different for the following reasons.

        1. In a forum you can just move onto the next post, I can't just leave the office.
        2. My posts are witty, funny, moving, profound, insightful.
        Being able to verbalise the contents of your own bowels is only one of those adjectives so well done.

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          #14
          Originally posted by kandr View Post
          Its different for the following reasons.

          1. In a forum you can just move onto the next post, I can't just leave the office.
          2. My posts are witty, funny, moving, profound, insightful.
          A bit like Forrest Gump
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            Keep going...............sooner or later you will stumble across an appropriate adjective................
            I've ran out of superlatives.

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              #16
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              Keep going...............sooner or later you will stumble across an appropriate adjective................
              Actually I think "insightful" is appropriate. We gain an insight into kandr's mind:

              You know how you can buy an art-farm between two sheets of glass? Simple soil becomes the arena for a highly organised show of collective intelligence as tunnels are created and complex patterns are formed. This is a great visual metaphor for kandr's mind, providing you forget to add the ants.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by kandr View Post
                I've ran out of superlatives.
                I still have a barrowload of expletives!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  My God this place is a nightmare, only 13 days to go after today. mad

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by kandr View Post
                    My God this place is a nightmare, only 13 days to go after today. mad
                    What's happening to CUK in 13 days?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      What's happening to CUK in 13 days?
                      Sorry meant client office, just horrible permies standing by my desk now chatting. Feck off!!!!!!!!!

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