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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Keep going...............sooner or later you will stumble across an appropriate adjective................Originally posted by kandr View PostMy posts are witty, funny, moving, profound, insightful.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Being able to verbalise the contents of your own bowels is only one of those adjectives so well done.Originally posted by kandr View PostIts different for the following reasons.
1. In a forum you can just move onto the next post, I can't just leave the office.
2. My posts are witty, funny, moving, profound, insightful.Comment
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A bit like Forrest GumpOriginally posted by kandr View PostIts different for the following reasons.
1. In a forum you can just move onto the next post, I can't just leave the office.
2. My posts are witty, funny, moving, profound, insightful.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I've ran out of superlatives.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostKeep going...............sooner or later you will stumble across an appropriate adjective................Comment
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Actually I think "insightful" is appropriate. We gain an insight into kandr's mind:Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostKeep going...............sooner or later you will stumble across an appropriate adjective................
You know how you can buy an art-farm between two sheets of glass? Simple soil becomes the arena for a highly organised show of collective intelligence as tunnels are created and complex patterns are formed. This is a great visual metaphor for kandr's mind, providing you forget to add the ants.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I still have a barrowload of expletives!!Originally posted by kandr View PostI've ran out of superlatives.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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What's happening to CUK in 13 days?Originally posted by kandr View PostMy God this place is a nightmare, only 13 days to go after today.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Sorry meant client office, just horrible permies standing by my desk now chatting. Feck off!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat's happening to CUK in 13 days?
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