Originally posted by MayContainNuts
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Logic isn't really your thing is it?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Paperless office = nowt to scribble on?Originally posted by Zippy View Post
Back in the day we could have used the back of a fag packet...Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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That'll get you arrested these days!Originally posted by Sysman View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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No. But it means your chance of being sacked by a grumpy, anti-social, miserable, short-tempered, probably-pointy-haired-boss for being caught posting on CUK is very, very small.Originally posted by MayContainNuts View Post
Not that anyone would sack someone for posting on CUK, would they ... ?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I've told this story before but...Originally posted by Sysman View Post
Many years ago, at my first job at a software house, I pinned a packet of Rizlas to the kitchen noticeboard and labelled it "Program Spec Forms. Please Help Yourself."
A little while later I returned and saw someone had crossed out "Program" and written "System".
And most of the fag papers had been taken.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Yeah before all these new-fangled health warnings took up the space. Now you've only got room for the Phase 1 spec.Originally posted by Sysman View Post
Tell that to the kids today ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Well when you lot all posting away tonight I'm off for a curry with a group of people I got into contracting over the years.
Obviously I don't expect to
pay but in a group of 5 contractors on £500 per day it will be interesting to see who puts their hand in their pocket last!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Do have a lovely evening at the chip shop, although I hadn't realised it was your shift againOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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