Going to the pub

[suityou01]

Clearly some thought and effort when into this little parody. I am flattered. Perhaps you should get a life? Seriously

[suityou01]

Do try and steer clear of any twelve year olds

Just in town unloading to the shop when 3 12 years old bundle out of Subway across the road and scatter a load of milk cartons on the floor, thinking it funny jump up and down.

I went to tell them to pack it in but the guy in the shop next door came out and told them off, telling them to pick them up so I carried on unloading.

A couple of minutes later I pop out to find them giving him some serious tulip 'Come on then, you want some!', 'Come on whatcha gonna do! You cant do **** all!' sort of stuff arms wide and in his face. He was standing there so i assume he was in control. I come back a couple of minutes later and he's shut himself in the shop with the three lads laughing and the one ringleader, a little 4 foot fat piece of tulip doing all the running still giving it large spitting at the window!!! He's obviously someones 'little darling'

Initially I was going to go over and tell them to clear off, but the fact this lanky 6 ft fella had told them off and they were carrying on made me think again.

They pissed off after a couple of more minutes. But what exactly is the deal with the law and giving a young scally a clip?

Hero that had a go and then backed down? Bang to rights mate

[RichardCranium]

Do try and steer clear of any twelve year olds

Harsh! On that occasion there were three of them and only one other adult present to protect him.

[MarillionFan]

Do try and steer clear of any twelve year olds

Hero that had a go and then backed down? Bang to rights mate

Harsh! On that occasion there were three of them and only one other adult present to protect him.

I think it's only fair you two team up. I've owned Suityou more times than Milan's owned a cheap passat and accordingly to Zippy, it was my fault that RC pished himself and vanished earlier in the year. I need a challenge.

I think you two make a nice couple. I feel sorry for Drewster. How is he too feel that SY has turned his back?

Anyway. Reacharounds' all round boys.

[suityou01]

I think it's only fair you two team up. I've owned Suityou more times than Milan's owned a cheap passat and accordingly to Zippy, it was my fault that RC pished himself and vanished earlier in the year. I need a challenge.

I think you two make a nice couple. I feel sorry for Drewster. How is he too feel that SY has turned his back?

Anyway. Reacharounds' all round boys.

Total fail

[RowleyBirkinQC]

Brrrrah, <cough>, brrrwwwwh.

Did someone say pub?

[TykeMerc]

This may be a parody thread and as a rule I think they're utter crap, however on this occasion it's vastly better than the original.

Time for me to put SY01 on ignore as all that seems to be posted under that ID is attention seeking drivel.

[RichardCranium]

accordingly to Zippy, it was my fault that RC pished himself and vanished earlier in the year.

You really do flatter yourself, don't you?

My absence was due to admin, not you.

[RichardCranium]

Total fail

WSYS

[MarillionFan]

You really do flatter yourself, don't you?

My absence was due to admin, not you.

Is Admin a euphemism for 'tough lads playing pool'?

It's like a double headed coin.