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Originally posted by Zippy View PostNow I know this is a wind up
FFS!
He's gone back to his mate. They're talking. I'm texting. They're looking.
Here we go then....What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust lost a £20 prize on the slots. One of the twats barged his way over 'you press this mate' and pressed the nudge button.
FFS!
He's gone back to his mate. They're talking. I'm texting. They're looking.
Here we go then....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Didn't really think this thread through, did you, MF?
SY01 did a better job with the reality.
Still, I'm enjoying my second Shepherd Neame Autumn Blaze.
Have you actually been in a real pub?Last edited by RichardCranium; 3 November 2010, 19:10.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDidn't really think this thread through, did you, MF?
SY01 did a better job with the reality.
Still, I'm enjoying my second Shepherd Neame Autumn Blaze.
Have you actually been in a real pub?
Back from the pub. All true. The lads came over, all menacing & apologised for hitting the nudge button. Offered to buy me a pint, but I was driving and had to say 'no'. I'll put one behind the bar! Plus they wanted to know if the iPhone was any good. It's all a ruse of course and they really wanted to gut me with blunt coathangers.
I won't be going back. I'm too scared. But rest assured I will bleat on about it on CUK.
PsssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Just got back from the pub. Funny as ****.
There was this old geezer there who managed to get himself blotto on two and a half pints of fosters. He went to get a tenner out of the link machine in the corner and started shouting "I've won, I've won". The silly old fool then put Kung-foo fighting on the juke box and started doing his best Ralph Machio impression screaming High-YA! like miss piggy. A couple of the girls were egging him on a bit unfairly IMHO. I mean the guy's clearly got issues. I usually give him a couple of quid when I see him about town.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust lost a £20 prize on the slotsOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWas that after she took her tights off?
Actually she came back out. Complained about not shaving her legs, bemoaned about getting back for her kid and then ordered a pint!
I didn't realise Mary Poppins lived local to meWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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