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    #21
    92 Taking 3 months off to relax in your private villa whilst the rise in value of your gold bullion is more than sasguru makes in a year. Which was nice.

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      #22
      6. There is no rule 6.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        78. Starting at 10 and finishing at 3 with two hours for lunch
        77. Working in their dressing gown / underpants.
        76. A love of gadgetry.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #24
          4. Fall into contracting because your attitude/personal hygene would get you bounced out of a permy job.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            76 Refusal (or inability) to comply with simple procedures such as counting down from 100 to 1.
            I consider those the number one and two traits. I agree about the rest of the numbering

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              #26
              90. Subbing out work to Bob in India and then passing it off as your own, whilst you get £500/day and bob gets £50/day. Which was nice.

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                #27
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                96. Not understanding sasguru as he's at a higher level in all ways
                Has the boss taken you on a hot air balloon ride for meeting all your KPI's?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #28
                  89. Not understanding difference between traits and benefits.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    92 Taking 3 months off to relax in your private villa whilst the rise in value of your gold bullion is more than sasguru makes in a year. Which was nice.
                    92.Being a congenital Walter Mittyesque day-dreamer as it helps while away your brain-numbing, poorly-paid, public-sector contract in a dreary Northern tulip-hole where you have to live in a run-down B&B with a cold, shared bathroom down the hall, while eating boiled cabbage for supper every day
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #30
                      5849. Spending every evening in the pub because the ale and food are better than in the hotel bar.

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