92 Taking 3 months off to relax in your private villa whilst the rise in value of your gold bullion is more than sasguru makes in a year. Which was nice.
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Top 100 contractor traits.
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6. There is no rule 6.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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78. Starting at 10 and finishing at 3 with two hours for lunch
77. Working in their dressing gown / underpants.
76. A love of gadgetry.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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4. Fall into contracting because your attitude/personal hygene would get you bounced out of a permy job.
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I consider those the number one and two traits. I agree about the rest of the numberingOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post76 Refusal (or inability) to comply with simple procedures such as counting down from 100 to 1.
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90. Subbing out work to Bob in India and then passing it off as your own, whilst you get £500/day and bob gets £50/day. Which was nice.Comment
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Has the boss taken you on a hot air balloon ride for meeting all your KPI's?Originally posted by sasguru View Post96. Not understanding sasguru as he's at a higher level in all ways
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92.Being a congenital Walter Mittyesque day-dreamer as it helps while away your brain-numbing, poorly-paid, public-sector contract in a dreary Northern tulip-hole where you have to live in a run-down B&B with a cold, shared bathroom down the hall, while eating boiled cabbage for supper every dayOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post92 Taking 3 months off to relax in your private villa whilst the rise in value of your gold bullion is more than sasguru makes in a year. Which was nice.Hard Brexit now!
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5849. Spending every evening in the pub because the ale and food are better than in the hotel bar.Comment
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