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    #151
    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    but didn't reckon on the further drive or closing of the petrol station when I needed it most.!
    So you failed to make contingency plans?
    That is precisely why you were charged the Moron Tax.

    HTH
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #152
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Has anyone heard stories of Einstein running out of petrol?
      Yeah imagine if he ran out of petrol, that would negate all the work he did on the Theory of Relativity. Running out of petrol is definitive measure of intelligence, we should have a register of people who run out of petrol.

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        #153
        Originally posted by kandr View Post
        we should have a register of people who run out of petrol.
        Register
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #154
          Originally posted by kandr View Post
          Yeah imagine if he ran out of petrol, that would negate all the work he did on the Theory of Relativity. Running out of petrol is definitive measure of intelligence, we should have a register of people who run out of petrol.
          A lack of informed contingency planning probably is some sort of marker.

          I can mock you up some sort of Moron Certificate if that's what you're after.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #155
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            A lack of informed contingency planning probably is some sort of marker.

            I can mock you up some sort of Moron Certificate if that's what you're after.
            I know you have loads of them, but im ok, don't want you to leave a blank space on your wall.
            Last edited by kandr; 1 November 2010, 15:36.

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              #156
              Originally posted by kandr View Post
              I know you have loads of them, but im ok, don't want yo leave a blank space on your wall.
              Well done for having a go at that - if you'd managed it without the smattering of errors, it might have raised a wan smile.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #157
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Well done for having a go at that - if you'd managed it without the smattering of errors, it might have raised a wan smile.
                Whats a wan smile?

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                  #158
                  It's not Wilmslow; he can at least write grammatically correct tulipe. It can't be sy01 either, for the same reason.

                  Maybe it's Gricer; unfamiliar technology and all that.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #159
                    Originally posted by kandr View Post
                    Whats a wan smile?
                    It's what you have after you've been royally shafted by the AA.

                    Or that Gok chappie.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #160
                      Originally posted by kandr View Post
                      Whats a wan smile?
                      Apologies. Here you go:

                      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZT01xeO3Ex...1600/loser.jpg
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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