AA Rip-Off

[d000hg]

Well done on affording the BMW though, a lot of ladies must automatically want to ride you now.

Ha, even his penis substitute is limp and impotent, requiring a short gay guy to get going.

[Mich the Tester]

the AA shagged you up the ass for the callout fee.

So that's why they charged him 80 quid; he did say the AA man was an overt homosexual.

A bit of a uniform fetish it seems.

[cailin maith]

Just make sure you have enough in your tank for where you're going, just in case like.

Well done on affording the BMW though, a lot of ladies must automatically want to ride you now.

[shaunbhoy]

Ha, even his penis substitute is limp and impotent, requiring a short gay guy to get going.

[kandr]

On hindsight I wish I had just filled up the tank.

[Mich the Tester]

On hindsight I wish I had just filled up the tank.

After thirteen pages and 125 posts, it looks like we're finally making some progress.

[RichardCranium]

You did phone the Automobile Association, didn't you? Not the local rep for Alcoholics Anonymous?

[Clippy]

So that's why they charged him 80 quid; he did say the AA man was an overt homosexual.

A bit of a uniform fetish it seems.

Ahem.

Fastlove by George 'AA' Michael

Looking for some inspiration
Made my way into the night
All that bulltulip conversation
Well baby can’t you read the signs?

I won’t bore you with the details baby
I don’t even want to waste your time
Let’s just say that maybe
You could help to ease my mind
Baby, I ain’t Mr. Right

Chorus:
But if you’re looking for Fastlove
If that’s love in your eyes
It’s more than enough
Had some bad luck
So Fastlove is all that I’ve got on my mind

What’s there to think about baby?

Looking for some affirmation
Made my way into the night
My friends got their ladies
They’re all having babies
But I just want to have some fun

I won’t bore you with the details baby
I don’t even want to waste your time
Let’s just say that maybe
You could help to ease my mind
Baby, I ain’t Mr. Right

Chorus

What’s there to think about baby?
Get yourself some lessons in love

In the absence of security
I made my way into the night
Stupid cupid keeps on calling me
But I see nothing in his eyes
I miss my baby
I miss my baby, oh yeah
So why don’t we make a little room in my BMW babe
Searching for some peace of mind
Hey I’ll help you find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
You really ought to get up now

Looking for some affirmation?

[kandr]

You did phone the Automobile Association, didn't you? Not the local rep for Alcoholics Anonymous?

He said all I needed was 12 steps but im sure the station was miles away.

[MaryPoppins]

On hindsight I wish I had just filled up the tank.

Brill.