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    #41
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Mills and Boon?
    you are toast, run
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #42
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      WMPS

      There are far better online shops than Ann Summers, and the Erotica forums have a huge range of free stories and storylines.
      Horse and Hound?

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        #43
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        you are toast, run
        Perhaps I could soften her wounded heart with a short romantic passage?

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          #44
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Perhaps I could soften her wounded heart with a short romantic passage?
          It'll have to have plenty of shagging in it.

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            #45
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Perhaps I could soften her wounded heart with a short romantic passage?
            oh, this should be good.

            Go for it, lad, and do your worst!

            <fetches popcorn and puts feet up>
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #46
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              oh, this should be good.

              Go for it, lad, and do your worst!

              <fetches popcorn and puts feet up>
              I pray one prayer, I repeat it till my tongue stiffens. Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you, haunt me, then!... Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!... I cannot live without my life. I cannot live without my soul.

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                #47
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                I pray one prayer, I repeat it till my tongue stiffens. Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you, haunt me, then!... Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!... I cannot live without my life. I cannot live without my soul.
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  I pray one prayer, I repeat it till my tongue stiffens. Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you, haunt me, then!... Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!... I cannot live without my life. I cannot live without my soul.
                  Ok, how many of you lot got mildly-moist reading that tripe?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    I pray one prayer, I repeat it till my tongue stiffens. Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you, haunt me, then!... Be with me always, take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!... I cannot live without my life. I cannot live without my soul.
                    Oi that's cheatin', how about summat not from wuthering heights.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      Oi that's cheatin', how about summat not from wuthering heights.
                      What about a bit of rough?

                      I am a slave, both by circumstance and proclivity. Long have I prayed for the perfect master and trusted the Goddess to guide me into his arms. At Verulamium, in the heart of Roman Britannia, I find him. Gaius Antonius Captio is a man of wealth and power, and his domination brings me ecstasy untold. Yet while I surrender without hesitation, he resents his ever-growing desire for me. In his eyes, a slave should hold no sway over her master. But the winds of change are blowing, bringing the threat of destruction. Will my glorious enslavement be brought to an end before Gaius dares admit he can no longer separate the pleasures of the body from those of the heart?

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