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    #11
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    One last night was about the Burka.

    'my lad asked me what it was when he saw someone wearing one. I thought about telling him about the religious reasons for it but decided f*** it and told him it was a black ghost'

    One about a line banned from Mock the Week

    things not to be said at a dinner party

    Were all here but who is looking after Maddie

    I went to see him back in April, there is zero chance of that getting on TV. Quite clever as it won't do the DVD sales any harm.

    Did he do the Gerry McCann one?

    Somewhere in the back of Gerry's mind he must be thinking "I could get a pool table in there".
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      I went to see him back in April, there is zero chance of that getting on TV. Quite clever as it won't do the DVD sales any harm.

      Did he do the Gerry McCann one?

      Somewhere in the back of Gerry's mind he must be thinking "I could get a pool table in there".
      yes
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Going to see him on Sun night. Should be a good 'un.

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          #14
          He's about as funny as anthrax.

          Do I get my own tour?
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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            He's about as funny as anthrax.

            Do I get my own tour?
            Here, <--- you'll be needing this.

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              #16
              Frankie Boyle is nothing but a Jerry Sadowitz tribute act.............

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                #17
                Originally posted by Notanimby View Post
                Frankie Boyle is nothing but a Jerry Sadowitz tribute act.............
                I think Boyle is better under pressure though



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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I think Boyle is better under pressure though



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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Notanimby View Post
                    Frankie Boyle is nothing but a Jerry Sadowitz tribute act.............
                    Don't mind FB but Sadowitz was superb. Is he still about? You say tribute act as if he was dead...

                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I think Boyle is better under pressure though



                    He is better in a bag as well I've heard...

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                      #20
                      Personally I love Boyle. Near the knuckle, offensive humour that makes you wince. Beautiful. Bedwetter free zone.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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