Went to see him in Manchester last night - he's one sick puppy!! 
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Funny though?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostWent to see him in Manchester last night - he's one sick puppy!! -
oh yes! But after laughing at pretty much everything he said I can't remember much of it.Originally posted by kandr View PostRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I fell asleep in one of his shows.
Paid 20 quid to hear the same chat that a Glasgow bus stop gives after chucking out time.Comment
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Yeah but you can listen to it without being in danger of getting a group of neds treating your head as a football.Originally posted by minestrone View PostComment
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I've heard that his standup routine is about 80% composed of material from 'Mock the Week'.
Or has he got some new jokes now?Comment
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Given that MtW is suitable for broadcast on regular TV... I doubt it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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He used every joke from the night I watched him during the next years MTW.Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
Billy Connolly has funny chat, he can just stand there and tell you unscripted funny tales about Glasgow life, Boyle tells a joke that has been written 6 months previous and does that turning his head to the side expecting the laugh, the clap.Comment
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Gonna see him shortly in the Hammersmith Apollo - hope he has new material because I've got all his DVDs, books and youtube vids.
DoB: "The answer is: "Serious, risky and heroic" - what is the question?"
FB: "How have people described my recent sex tour of Nigeria?"
FB: "The three settings on the world's most powerful vibrator?"If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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One last night was about the Burka.
'my lad asked me what it was when he saw someone wearing one. I thought about telling him about the religious reasons for it but decided f*** it and told him it was a black ghost'
One about a line banned from Mock the Week
things not to be said at a dinner party
Were all here but who is looking after MaddieRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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