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    #51
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


    We have a winner!
    I'll take my prize in the form of front row tickets for me and a dozen of my closest friends to your upcoming public execution of the Snot Goblin, please.
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #52
      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
      I'll take my prize in the form of front row tickets for me and a dozen of my closest friends to your upcoming public execution of the Snot Goblin, please.

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        #53
        Blimey. Are you diabetic?
        It's about time I changed this sig...

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          #54
          2y's UR
          2y's UB
          I C UR 2ýs 4 me

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            #55
            Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
            Blimey. Are you diabetic?
            Just old. That's not remotely unusual.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #56
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Just old. That's not remotely unusual.
              Old, aye.

              As for being unusual? Well, nobody has ever called me 'normal'.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #57
                <sigh>

                On my 42nd birthday, in the middle of the night, I had to go for a pee.

                And the next night.

                And the next.

                And every night since, with the exception of about 3 or 4 times when I have gone to bed utterly exhausted and passed out until morning.

                Just like that. On my birthday.

                Also since then, I have been unable to fill a kettle in the morning witho .. excuse me, must dash.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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