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    #41
    Number of police/ambulance sirens going past?
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      #42
      Or number of dogs barking.

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        #43
        I KNOW THIS !!

        its the number of arguments/shouting matches you hear through your window




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          #44
          Today's number is:

          0


          Which is very unusual these days.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #45
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Today's number is:

            0


            Which is very unusual these days.
            Is 0 good news?

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              #46
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Is 0 good news?
              Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #47
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.
                Not beers consumed then.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Not beers consumed then.
                  Nah, that count rarely goes above zero these days. Maybe once a week it's goes to 3 or if I'm naughty 4.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                  Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.
                    How many times you had to get up during the night to take a leak?
                    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post

                      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                      Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.
                      How many times you had to get up during the night to take a leak?


                      We have a winner!
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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