Girlfriend says its either her or the cat! (while crying in the middle of a walk)

[shaunbhoy]

Fortunately I already have a shed, a summer house and a garage.

Must look into outdoor shed heating options - this is going to be a long, cold winter......

It needn't be. Ditch her, she has trouble written all over her. On top of that she likes Cats!! Get rid asap is my advice, she sounds like a deranged control freak with self-image issues.

HTH

edit: Ooops! It appears that it is YOU that has the cat. Must have dozed off whilst reading your initial post. Still saying get rid though. Probably of both.

[cailin maith]

Is this the same girl you were seeing a few weeks ago?

Doesn't she have dogs you have to compete with?

[Wilmslow]

Is this the same girl you were seeing a few weeks ago?

Doesn't she have dogs you have to compete with?

Yes, same one, but no dogs. I have fond memories of competing with a bassett hound now you mention it!

She hates spiders though - takes great delight in killing them with a spray before using a spider hoover to remove the dying spider to outside, rather than use the spider hoover to extract the live spider outside. Defo control freak activity I feel!

[EternalOptimist]

You are making the classic mistake of fighting fire with fire. Try fighting it with water and use a bit of Dr EO's psychological warfare.

Invite gf around, strip her naked and get her on all fours.
Stick one end of a long feathered boa up her bum and then release a large mouse right in front of her. Tell her if she can catch it in under a minute and bite it to death, she wins and the cat goes.
Otherwise, stfu.

[alreadypacked]

You are making the classic mistake of fighting fire with fire. Try fighting it with water and use a bit of Dr EO's psychological warfare.

Invite gf around, strip her naked and get her on all fours.
Stick one end of a long feathered boa up her bum and then release a large mouse right in front of her. Tell her if she can catch it in under a minute and bite it to death, she wins and the cat goes.
Otherwise, stfu.

EO are you off your meds again

[MaryPoppins]

Yes, same one, but no dogs. I have fond memories of competing with a bassett hound now you mention it!

Now I really am confused.

The one you posted about a few weeks ago had a basset hound and mental health issues. Is this the same girl, sans dog? Or a different girl, with mental health issues?

[EternalOptimist]

EO are you off your meds again

the cat serves a purpose. its a functioning asset to the household, a deadly rodent killing machine

if gf cant replace it, the cat should stay, I think a mose catching competion between gf and the cat is a fair way to resolve the dispute

[alreadypacked]

Now I really am confused.

The one you posted about a few weeks ago had a basset hound and mental health issues. Is this the same girl, sans dog? Or a different girl, with mental health issues?

My guess is he attracts them or finds them attractive

[TimberWolf]

It appears there's a choice to be made between pussy or pussy. Go for pussy.

[TestMangler]

You are making the classic mistake of fighting fire with fire. Try fighting it with water and use a bit of Dr EO's psychological warfare.

Invite gf around, strip her naked and get her on all fours.
Stick one end of a long feathered boa up her bum and then release a large mouse right in front of her. Tell her if she can catch it in under a minute and bite it to death, she wins and the cat goes.
Otherwise, stfu.

Yeah, and after that little experiment is over, ask your cat for a blow job and tell us how that works out..........