Hello

[Troll]

I sense some bans coming after admin is back ...

..yours is long overdue

[Zippy]

<Zip passes around Twiglets>

Ooh. I like the telly. Beer anyone?

[Aman]

I only knew ISEB had IVV&T certifications.

I would have thought the first two but I've never had the opportunity to actually use much in the way of modelling techniques since I was in engineering.
The nodelling modules look more specific and targeted than the other modules. Whether you can find work with them is another thing.
The agency (TN) which used to call me the most only really deal with modelling and OR now.

The title of the last one containing 'essentials' doesn't sell the qualification too well.
Then again the third one, though the title on first glance is a bit wooly, would be useful in strategically selling ideas and getting sign-off of projects from stakeholders and constituents.

Now I have had a look at the ISEB site; in the Practitioner series of exams the Requirements Engineering would seem to me to tbe the most marketable.
It's something the civil service are tulip at and really need to get a grip of if the government don't going to waste billions on ineffective procurement processes.

What are the core modules?

Why don't you ask some agents who know the various markets for those skillsets, they are normally delighted to be asked for their expertise.

[administrator]

<Zip passes around Twiglets>

Ooh. I like the telly. Beer anyone?

Zippy - where's all the frackin' beer gone?

What is that smell?

<sniffs clothes>Ah is me, sorry youngest has a cold and coughed so much she puked, hence me not being down any sooner. Wish I had not made her eat so much of her tea now....

Who is this bloke? He does not seem that funny. Have I wandered into the wrong house?

I only knew ISEB had IVV&T certifications.

I would have thought the first two but I've never had the opportunity to actually use much in the way of modelling techniques since I was in engineering.
The nodelling modules look more specific and targeted than the other modules. Whether you can find work with them is another thing.
The agency (TN) which used to call me the most only really deal with modelling and OR now.

The title of the last one containing 'essentials' doesn't sell the qualification too well.
Then again the third one, though the title on first glance is a bit wooly, would be useful in strategically selling ideas and getting sign-off of projects from stakeholders and constituents.

Now I have had a look at the ISEB site; in the Practitioner series of exams the Requirements Engineering would seem to me to tbe the most marketable.
It's something the civil service are tulip at and really need to get a grip of if the government don't going to waste billions on ineffective procurement processes.

What are the core modules?

Why don't you ask some agents who know the various markets for those skillsets, they are normally delighted to be asked for their expertise.

[Cliphead]

Somebody turned up with a guitar and killed the party

[MarillionFan]

Somebody turned up with a guitar and killed the party

Oh! I wondered why MP stormed out.

[Cliphead]

Oh! I wondered why MP stormed out.

All that talk of G strings...

[cojak]

Zippy - where's all the frackin' beer gone?

What is that smell?

<sniffs clothes>Ah is me, sorry youngest has a cold and coughed so much she puked, hence me not being down any sooner. Wish I had not made her eat so much of her tea now....

Who is this bloke? He does not seem that funny.


Have I wandered into the wrong house?

No, him and the OP are in the kitchen, cowering behind the door.

Any more beer?

[mudskipper]

Any more beer?

No - it's past 10pm. Time to crack the Veuve Cliquot. Where is RealityHack?

[MarillionFan]

No - it's past 10pm. Time to crack the Veuve Cliquot. Where is RealityHack?

Still trying to work out how to get the plastic wrapping off a six pack of Red Bull.

EO will be here soon, we can share his Brasso.