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    #41
    D'you think it would be OK if I slept on the sofa? I want to get up in time for the F1.

    Where is the OP anyway?
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      #42
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Still trying to work out how to get the plastic wrapping off a six pack of Red Bull. EO will be here soon, we can share his Brasso.


      You are killing me MF with your humour...

      No you not, next try to be remotely funny - your jokes are almost as bad as mine

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        #43
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        D'you think it would be OK if I slept on the sofa?
        Depends on whose sofa it is ...

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          #44
          Originally posted by AtW View Post


          You are killing me MF with your humour...

          No you not, next try to be remotely funny - your jokes are almost as bad as mine
          Just off for a piss.

          Can someone let me know who the moustachioed fella is eating cheese from out of the fridge??? I didn't invite him!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #45
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Can someone let me know who the moustachioed fella is eating cheese from out of the fridge??? I didn't invite him!


            Skip to 1 min 00 sec if you can't wait for the punch line...

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              #46
              Jeez - the state of this place! What happened here?

              <prod> Oi, Zips - wake up. It's happening.

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                #47
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Jeez - the state of this place! What happened here?

                <prod> Oi, Zips - wake up. It's happening.
                Just the usual high spirits - vodka, brandy etc.
                Bacon butties all round methinks.
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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Just the usual high spirits - vodka, brandy etc.
                  Bacon butties all round methinks.
                  Morning Zippy. Points finger, makes click click noise, winks.

                  See you around...
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Morning Zippy. Points finger, makes click click noise, winks.

                    See you around...
                    Charming. No bacon sarnie for you then?
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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Charming. No bacon sarnie for you then?
                      I think he's pleased with himself as it only took him 7 hours to get the plastic off the red bull this time. It did provide much entertainment.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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