Originally posted by TonyEnglish
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I think the clue is in the fact that it was a heart attack. He was a big heavy guy, they don't tend to live very long. 59 wasn't bad imho. Out like a light, not screaming like the passengers in the bus he was driving! -
Fakir Off!!!Originally posted by foritisme
Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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Can we try and get this thread to stay near the Wet Fart thread?Hard Brexit now!
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Not a bad Camel Toe - for a bloke.Originally posted by G8_Summit
Oh sorry, I thought you said Fatima not Fatwah
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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That's not a camel toe, it's a trunk!!!!
Look carefully"The Kop's exclusive, an institution, and if you're a member of the Kop you feel you're a member of a society, you've got thousands of friends around you and they're united and loyal"Comment
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If true, it shows why we should never abandon ANY of our principles of freedom of expression, there is no end to the process. Sooner or later nobody will be able to say anything at all about or even remotely connected with this most crappy of all crap religions.
If they are still alive, maybe they should track down the very elderly editors of the Dandy from when I was a kid as it had a character called Mustafa Camel.
He did the same stupid things as all the other characters, but I see it now, it was a deliberate slur on their Prophet.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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