Pointless inventions

[EternalOptimist]

They do their little bit to stop so much of the female anatomy heading south with age. And for that they deserve a mention.

It's a pity they didnt invent something to stop you heading South
that WOULD deserve a mention

[d000hg]

Have you opened the Christmas Crackers early d000hg??

Eh?

[shaunbhoy]

Eh?

That factoid about soap and germs might almost have emanated from same.

[Ignis Fatuus]

If only there was something to provide assistance to you lot. Lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in fronta me

[shaunbhoy]

It's a pity they didnt invent something to stop you heading South
that WOULD deserve a mention

Hilarious!!! Funniest poster by a country mile!! Think I might have split a side.

[cailin maith]

Nah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).

I wouldn't be seen dead flerping about the office in a pair of flats, frankly.

I have about 8 pairs of shoes under my desk of varying heel heights.

Right now, I'm wearing trainers

[realityhack]

The two-handed glove.

[EternalOptimist]

How about those little strap things that hang off the back of cars onto the road.

did they actually serve ANY purpose?

[RichardCranium]

Can I nominate someone twice for the Poster Most Likely To Not Get It award?

Eh?

You need some coffee, d000hg. Have they just put the heating on in ClientCo and the carbon monoxide is getting to you?

[realityhack]

Fluorescent attachment for a toilet bowl.