Originally posted by MarillionFan
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
brrrrrr!
Collapse
X
-
-
Originally posted by Pogle View PostDont worry If she really likes you you wont need excuses like this
Just bring a microscope to bed next time

Yeah MF - I'm sure she wouldn't dream of hurting your feelings.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Oh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
Sounds like a starter for four! Who's first (cough)?Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
Mincemeat+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
-
FTFYOriginally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary New Labour speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)Comment
-
Unsavoury as the thought is, I'd rather the speedos are not imaginary in view of the alternative.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
Don't you mean mouse meat ??Originally posted by Zippy View PostMincemeat
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
CUK University Challenge Champions 2012
Comment
-
0 on the car this morning, but, with a car port, I just drove away quite happily
All the best with the gig - hope things go your way.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Yesterday 07:20
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23
- ‘Stable’ IT contractor demand moved near growth in February 2026 Mar 10 06:49
- What is a tax-efficient salary for 2026/27 as a limited company director? Mar 9 06:23
- Why the McCann Review is the latest failure of the Loan Charge scandal Mar 6 06:53
- What did Spring Statement 2026 say about mortgages? Mar 5 07:29
- Rachel Reeves overlooks contractors in ‘thin’ Spring Statement 2026 Mar 4 07:15
- Spring Statement 2026: chancellor’s full speech Mar 3 21:03
- Unlike today’s ‘boring’ Spring Statement 2026, Make Work Pay is transformative for contractors Mar 3 07:45

Comment