Originally posted by MarillionFan
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
brrrrrr!
Collapse
X
-
-
Originally posted by Pogle View PostDont worry If she really likes you you wont need excuses like this
Just bring a microscope to bed next time

Yeah MF - I'm sure she wouldn't dream of hurting your feelings.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Oh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
Sounds like a starter for four! Who's first (cough)?Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
Mincemeat+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
Comment
-
-
FTFYOriginally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary New Labour speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)Comment
-
Unsavoury as the thought is, I'd rather the speedos are not imaginary in view of the alternative.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
)Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
Don't you mean mouse meat ??Originally posted by Zippy View PostMincemeat
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
CUK University Challenge Champions 2012
Comment
-
0 on the car this morning, but, with a car port, I just drove away quite happily
All the best with the gig - hope things go your way.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- How could zero hours contract reform create unexpected problems for contractors? Yesterday 06:40
- Three Loan Charge conflicts of interest show Labour ministers knew the McCann Review was compromised from the start Jul 7 05:44
- What’s happening with HMRC off-payroll working enforcement? (IR35 update) Jul 6 08:20
- HMRC abandons PGMOL football referees case: Are contractors and IR35 hit? Jul 2 05:09
- Crypto tax and contractors: What HMRC’s new cryptoasset research really means Jul 1 04:03
- Crypto Tax and Contractors: What HMRC's New Cryptoasset Research Really Means Jul 1 04:03
- Profit and loss accounts set for public filing at Companies House from 2028 — what it means for your contractor business Jun 30 03:38
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Jun 29 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25

Comment