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Originally posted by Pogle View PostDont worry If she really likes you you wont need excuses like this
Just bring a microscope to bed next time

Yeah MF - I'm sure she wouldn't dream of hurting your feelings.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
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Sounds like a starter for four! Who's first (cough)?Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
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Mincemeat+50 Xeno Geek Points
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FTFYOriginally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary New Labour speedos.
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Unsavoury as the thought is, I'd rather the speedos are not imaginary in view of the alternative.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh no! The entire blinkin' quiz team is ganging up on him and his imaginary red speedos.
I hope you are all proud of yourselves (I am
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Don't you mean mouse meat ??Originally posted by Zippy View PostMincemeat
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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0 on the car this morning, but, with a car port, I just drove away quite happily
All the best with the gig - hope things go your way.Comment
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