Oooh! Board Wars!

[bogeyman]

Someone could break a nail, and we'd never hear the last of it...

Bah! Mordac you dratted land lubber!

All His/Her Majesties' Men O'War have been equipped with a sauna/spa, jacuzzi and a 'beauty and nail studio' since the late great Admiral H Nelson's time at least.

Afterall, the great mans last words were "oooh! file my nails for me, Hardy!".

[bogeyman]

Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.

I quite like the RUM bit - but sodomy the LASH ???

Sodomy comes into fashion and goes out again, but the LASH is always non-u - definately.

[Dr Evil]

I quite like the RUM bit - but sodomy the LASH ???

Sodomy comes into fashion and goes out again, but the LASH is always non-u - definately.

I thought sodomy was about going in and out . . . . not sure about the fashion part of it . . . . .but then again, maybe you're right . . . .

[cojak]

*returning from shore leave, able seaman cojak appears to have missed action stations. Sees HMS CUK raise anchor and sail off without her*

*attempts to jump onto ship*

*misses...*

[Jabberwocky]

Plenty of rear admirals on here I see

[bogeyman]

Sees HMS CUK raise anchor and sail off without her

We "HAUL" anchor, MS Cojack. We HAUL it, not RAISE it!

Please report to me in my cabin immediately!

Captain Bogey

[threaded]

And don't forget the skin tight neoprene suit.

[NoddY]

I'd just like to express my disgust.

[DodgyAgent]

I'd just like to express my disgust.

Again

[bogeyman]

And don't forget the skin tight neoprene suit.

Don't care about that - just bring the lolly pop