Oooh! Board Wars!

[bogeyman]

Wow! It's so exciting!

Suddenly a bunch of elderly pirates in a decrepit, rotting old bark pull alongside the HMS CUK and swing down from the rigging, their blunt daggers gripped between black and broken teeth, their rusty cutlasses glinting dully in the pale salty sunshine. Their powder is all wet and their flints are rusted and rotten.

"Ah harrrghhhh!" they cry!

The trusty crew of HMS CUK are called to action stations!

What happens next?

[Lucifer Box]

Hello Sailor

The crew of HMS CUK assembles for action stations.

[Fungus]

The crew of HMS CUK assembles for action stations.

Yet more forum naval gazing.

[bogeyman]

The crew of HMS CUK assembles for action stations.

Ah! I feel the ship's company may be at something of a disadvantage afterall then, Midshipman Devil.

[Lucifer Box]

Ah! I feel the ship's company may be at something of a disadvantage afterall then, Midshipman Devil.

Just you wait until we unleash our secret weapons, Jabberwocky and Denny...

[Dundeegeorge]

Oh.

Just you wait until we unleash our secret weapons, Jabberwocky and Denny...

I thought Jabberwocky would be taller.

[bogeyman]

Just you wait until we unleash our secret weapons, Jabberwocky and Denny...

I like your style of naval warfaring Midshipman Devil me lad.

Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?

[Mordac]

Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?

Someone could break a nail, and we'd never hear the last of it...

[Lucifer Box]

I like your style of naval warfaring Midshipman Devil me lad.

Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?

Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.

[Dundeegeorge]

Rum, sodomy and the lash

Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.

Not another ******* New Labour initiative......F