Reply to: Oooh! Board Wars!

[Denny]

Dear Noddy,

Just a quick note to say how disgusted I am with your disgust.

There is far too much disgust around these days - and something ought to be done!

If only Enid Blighton were still alive!

I see Big Ears has now become home secretary and we should probably commission a statue of him to put in the Toytown market square.

Love

Bogey

I'm disgusted with your disgusting attempt to ridicule legitimately disgusting posts that highlight the disgusting antics of disgusting recruiters and disgusting clients.

We should put the Famous Five onto it immediately.

Yours truly
Disgusted

[Fungus]

I'd just like to express my disgust.

Feel better now?

[bogeyman]

I'd just like to express my disgust.

Dear Noddy,

Just a quick note to say how disgusted I am with your disgust.

There is far too much disgust around these days - and something ought to be done!

If only Enid Blighton were still alive!

I see Big Ears has now become home secretary and we should probably commission a statue of him to put in the Toytown market square.

Love

Bogey

[bogeyman]

And don't forget the skin tight neoprene suit.

Don't care about that - just bring the lolly pop

[DodgyAgent]

I'd just like to express my disgust.

Again

[NoddY]

I'd just like to express my disgust.

[threaded]

And don't forget the skin tight neoprene suit.

[bogeyman]

Sees HMS CUK raise anchor and sail off without her

We "HAUL" anchor, MS Cojack. We HAUL it, not RAISE it!

Please report to me in my cabin immediately!

Captain Bogey

[Jabberwocky]

Plenty of rear admirals on here I see

[cojak]

*returning from shore leave, able seaman cojak appears to have missed action stations. Sees HMS CUK raise anchor and sail off without her*

*attempts to jump onto ship*

*misses...*

[Dr Evil]

I quite like the RUM bit - but sodomy the LASH ???

Sodomy comes into fashion and goes out again, but the LASH is always non-u - definately.

I thought sodomy was about going in and out . . . . not sure about the fashion part of it . . . . .but then again, maybe you're right . . . .

[bogeyman]

Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.

I quite like the RUM bit - but sodomy the LASH ???

Sodomy comes into fashion and goes out again, but the LASH is always non-u - definately.

[bogeyman]

Someone could break a nail, and we'd never hear the last of it...

Bah! Mordac you dratted land lubber!

All His/Her Majesties' Men O'War have been equipped with a sauna/spa, jacuzzi and a 'beauty and nail studio' since the late great Admiral H Nelson's time at least.

Afterall, the great mans last words were "oooh! file my nails for me, Hardy!".

[Dundeegeorge]

Rum, sodomy and the lash

Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.

Not another ******* New Labour initiative......F

[Lucifer Box]

I like your style of naval warfaring Midshipman Devil me lad.

Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?

Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.