Chilean Miners

[Zippy]

Nearly there. Hope the rescuers get a medal.

[TimberWolf]

[mudskipper]

I reckon they're all miner celebrities.

[Pondlife]

I hear they have had a whip-round and shelled out for her to have a one-way trip on their escape capsule!!

Dig a bit deeper and save Satan the trouble of collecting her.

[TimberWolf]

I reckon they're all miner celebrities.

I'll do the jokes. Miner so much better.

[TimberWolf]

There's only one left down there. The guy that promised to marry his girlfriend once he got out.

[Doggy Styles]

Gary Glitter is on his way to Chile. He'd heard everyone's busy exploring minor's tunnels.

Or has that been done?

[Doggy Styles]

Better hope no-one leaves a potent phart in that capsule...

They seem to have thought of that. They come up wearing oxygen masks.

[Pondlife]

Have we covered this one?

Mistresses and wives clash over trapped Chilean miners - Telegraph

At least five wives have been forced to come face to face with mistresses whose existence was kept from them by their husbands, who have been trapped more than 2,300ft below since a cave in on August 5.

Government officials are considering asking the 33 trapped miners to name those they want to claim the benefits entitled to them in a bid to solve problems on the surface.

[SupremeSpod]

Mistresses and wives clash over trapped Chilean miners - Telegraph

At least five wives have been forced to come face to face with mistresses whose existence was kept from them by their husbands, who have been trapped more than 2,300ft below since a cave in on August 5.

Government officials are considering asking the 33 trapped miners to name those they want to claim the benefits entitled to them in a bid to solve problems on the surface.

Obviously an old story, they're all on the surface now...

Oi PL... DKUATB Published: 9:00PM BST 02 Sep 2010