*** Cyclists on Trains

[Pondlife]

Just got myself an imaginary shiney new bell for my imaginary recumbent. A really loud one!

Can't tell you what a imaginary joy it is to edge up close behind imaginary INCONSIDERATE WALKERS WHO ARE BLOCKING MY imaginary PATH and let fly an imaginary ear shattering TRRRING! TRRRING!

Makes them jump out of their imaginary skins!

FTFY

[SupremeSpod]

What, for ringing his bell when you're blocking the road? Would you prefer him to shout "Oi love, shove yer fat arse outta the way"?

Read his post. He doesn't mention the road.

[cailin maith]

What, for ringing his bell when you're blocking the road? Would you prefer him to shout "Oi love, shove yer fat arse outta the way"?

Yeah, cos then I'd have even more reason to push him off!

[Shimano105]

Glad to be of assistance.

As for you Shimano it was your post that implied violence, not mine.

No, yours actually threatened it.

[SupremeSpod]

No, yours actually threatened it.

Damn right. Not an idle one at that.

[Shimano105]

Damn right. Not an idle one at that.

Don't get too angry, you'll do yourself a mischief.

[SupremeSpod]

Don't get too angry, you'll do yourself a mischief.

Controlled agression is not anger. Back to school for you my lad.

[darmstadt]

Where in Germany is this btw, and when does cycle traffic peak?

Münster and early mornings, lunchtimes, early afternoon, evening and weekends

[gricerboy]

I'd push you off your bike if you did that to me.

No need to be like that. I only have everyone's health and safety at heart.

Because of the conjugation of the working parts of a recumbent bicycle, the foremost extremity of the machine is the front cog which makes a fair approximation of a circular saw. From this, I think you can understand the necessity of dinging my bell whilst approaching individuals in the act of perambulation on my cycle route.

[Pondlife]

No need to be like that. I only have everyone's health and safety at heart.

Because of the conjugation of the working parts of a recumbent bicycle, the foremost extremity of the machine is the front cog which makes a fair approximation of a circular saw. From this, I think you can understand the necessity of dinging my imaginary bell whilst approaching individuals in the imaginary act of perambulation on my imaginary cycle route.

FTFY again.

You're welcome.