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    eekALot.
    We have cats. I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30, and I saw a black cat out of the corner of my eye, whizz past into the bedroom.
    we dont have a black cat. So I looked back towards the stairs. Sh1te..theres another one going the other way.

    hang on. take a step backwards.

    It wasnt a cat at all.
    There's a bi ****-off spider on a mega web, it must have been an inch from my eyeball.

    lucky really, i saved the missus from having a cardiac arrest, she has a phobia about em.




    Last edited by EternalOptimist; 10 October 2010, 13:44.
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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    eekALot.
    We have cats. I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30, and I saw a black cat out of the corner of my eye, whizz past into the bedroom.
    we dont have a black cat. So I looked back towards the stairs. Sh1te..theres another one going the other way.

    hang on. take a step backwards.

    There's a bi ****-off spider on a mega web, it must have been an inch from my eyeball.

    lucky really, i saved the missus from having a cardiac arrest, she has a phobia about em.




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      #3
      You really ought to keep your tarantula in a box, not let it roam the house.
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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        #4
        You really need to lay off the acid on Sunday mornings.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          bi ****-off spider
          Interesting turn of phrase. Slip of the tongue?

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Interesting turn of phrase. Slip of the tongue?
            You can't discriminate against a spider's sexuality these days, the ILGTSA (international lesbian, gay, transgender, spider association) will bring you bang to rights if you're not careful.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30
              You lazy bugger. I know it's Sunday but leaving it until nearly lunchtime....

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                #8
                I cant believe it.

                not one bit of sympathy.

                not one bit.


                I nearly get my brain sucked out of my eyeball by one of the biggest spiders ever seen in the British Isles. and nobody cares.

                I save my wife, and what do I get ????? why were you in bed at 11:30 ???


                right. just wait till you need me. youse can fck orf and eat a big fat one. ingrates.



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                  #9
                  What type of spider was it then?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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