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I cant believe it.
not one bit of sympathy.
not one bit.
I nearly get my brain sucked out of my eyeball by one of the biggest spiders ever seen in the British Isles. and nobody cares.
I save my wife, and what do I get ????? why were you in bed at 11:30 ???
right. just wait till you need me. youse can fck orf and eat a big fat one. ingrates.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostInteresting turn of phrase. Slip of the tongue?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postbi ****-off spider
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You really ought to keep your tarantula in a box, not let it roam the house.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PosteekALot.
We have cats. I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30, and I saw a black cat out of the corner of my eye, whizz past into the bedroom.
we dont have a black cat. So I looked back towards the stairs. Sh1te..theres another one going the other way.
hang on. take a step backwards.
There's a bi ****-off spider on a mega web, it must have been an inch from my eyeball.
lucky really, i saved the missus from having a cardiac arrest, she has a phobia about em.
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Yikes
eekALot.
We have cats. I walked out of the bedroom at about 11:30, and I saw a black cat out of the corner of my eye, whizz past into the bedroom.
we dont have a black cat. So I looked back towards the stairs. Sh1te..theres another one going the other way.
hang on. take a step backwards.
It wasnt a cat at all.
There's a bi ****-off spider on a mega web, it must have been an inch from my eyeball.
lucky really, i saved the missus from having a cardiac arrest, she has a phobia about em.
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