Initiative aims to supply millions of mobiles to women

[Mich the Tester]

[Pogle]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

[shaunbhoy]

Is it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??

[MarillionFan]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

How about a dullometer that checks your online posts.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

[Zippy]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

WSS

[Muttley08]

Is it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??

Reminds me of the reason women have small feet - to stand closer to the sink

[MayContainNuts]

Reminds me of the reason women have small feet - to stand closer to the sink

Q.Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. So you can bend them over and carry them like a sixpack!

[TimberWolf]

Did you hear about the female golfer who got hit by lighting? She was hit between holes 1 and 2.

[EternalOptimist]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

Death is too good for them. maybe some of ring-tone torture

[MarillionFan]

Death is too good for them. maybe some of ring-tone torture

Or holiday snaps.