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Previously on "Initiative aims to supply millions of mobiles to women"
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit
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Did you hear about the female golfer who got hit by lighting? She was hit between holes 1 and 2.
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Originally posted by Muttley08 View PostReminds me of the reason women have small feet - to stand closer to the sink
A. So you can bend them over and carry them like a sixpack!
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Is it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??
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I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit
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A single phase-cancellation feedback and save function.
when two women get on the blower, they both speak at high volume and at the same time.
This new EO function will detect this and save the conversation, then apply a negative signal, equal and opposite to the tx, which will leave a pure rx.
Then later on you can listen to what she said all over again
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Originally posted by vetran View PostIn recent research it was found 100% of womens toilets are deprived of urinals. In a statement today Cherie Bleurgh said its vital we stop this discrimination. We will install urinals in the world's Ladies today.
In answer to the OP Female features needed:
Call timer capable of recording days talking.
Phone beeps whenever husband needs phone so wife can remember to call great aunt agatha.
Lie detector that starts after pub closing time.
and of course a find me detector that beeps so that she can find the phone if she hasn't used it for 10 minutes.
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In recent research it was found 100% of womens toilets are deprived of urinals. In a statement today Cherie Bleurgh said its vital we stop this discrimination. We will install urinals in the world's Ladies today.
In answer to the OP Female features needed:
Call timer capable of recording days talking.
Phone beeps whenever husband needs phone so wife can remember to call great aunt agatha.
Lie detector that starts after pub closing time.
and of course a find me detector that beeps so that she can find the phone if she hasn't used it for 10 minutes.
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It should have a setting whereby it can mutter positively whilst they try on various clothes.
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