Reply to: Initiative aims to supply millions of mobiles to women

[MarillionFan]

Death is too good for them. maybe some of ring-tone torture

Or holiday snaps.

[EternalOptimist]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

Death is too good for them. maybe some of ring-tone torture

[TimberWolf]

Did you hear about the female golfer who got hit by lighting? She was hit between holes 1 and 2.

[MayContainNuts]

Reminds me of the reason women have small feet - to stand closer to the sink

Q.Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. So you can bend them over and carry them like a sixpack!

[Muttley08]

Is it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??

Reminds me of the reason women have small feet - to stand closer to the sink

[Zippy]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

WSS

[MarillionFan]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

How about a dullometer that checks your online posts.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

[shaunbhoy]

Is it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??

[Pogle]

I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit

[Mich the Tester]

[EternalOptimist]

A single phase-cancellation feedback and save function.

when two women get on the blower, they both speak at high volume and at the same time.
This new EO function will detect this and save the conversation, then apply a negative signal, equal and opposite to the tx, which will leave a pure rx.
Then later on you can listen to what she said all over again

[cailin maith]

In recent research it was found 100% of womens toilets are deprived of urinals. In a statement today Cherie Bleurgh said its vital we stop this discrimination. We will install urinals in the world's Ladies today.

In answer to the OP Female features needed:

Call timer capable of recording days talking.

Phone beeps whenever husband needs phone so wife can remember to call great aunt agatha.

Lie detector that starts after pub closing time.

and of course a find me detector that beeps so that she can find the phone if she hasn't used it for 10 minutes.

I would like one with that function.

[vetran]

In recent research it was found 100% of womens toilets are deprived of urinals. In a statement today Cherie Bleurgh said its vital we stop this discrimination. We will install urinals in the world's Ladies today.

In answer to the OP Female features needed:

Call timer capable of recording days talking.

Phone beeps whenever husband needs phone so wife can remember to call great aunt agatha.

Lie detector that starts after pub closing time.

and of course a find me detector that beeps so that she can find the phone if she hasn't used it for 10 minutes.

[shaunbhoy]

It should have a setting whereby it can mutter positively whilst they try on various clothes.

[Saddo]

The mobile will give the woman a reassuring bzzz....bzzzz....