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Initiative aims to supply millions of mobiles to women
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I'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visitI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Is it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit
BEEP BEEP BEEPWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIs it not inherently dangerous to give mobiles to women? What if it were to fall into the sink??
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Originally posted by Muttley08 View PostReminds me of the reason women have small feet - to stand closer to the sink
A. So you can bend them over and carry them like a sixpack!Comment
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Did you hear about the female golfer who got hit by lighting? She was hit between holes 1 and 2.Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'd just like one with a built in death ray, then I'd go pay the f**wits who dreamed up this crap idea a visit
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDeath is too good for them. maybe some of ring-tone torture
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