Classic office moment…..

[EternalOptimist]

Had to Google that one, urrgh! Who the hell would want to do that and what happened to all the gold old terms like felching and rimming?

yep, bring back the oldies. at least they had a nice ring to them

[MaryPoppins]

yep, bring back the oldies. at least they had a nice ring to them

Move with the times, people.

[suityou01]

Move with the times, people.

do you ahp mp

[Bunk]

Jeez, for anyone wondering what 'Alabama Hot Pocket' is and is contemplating looking it up, resist the temptation and stay innocent like I was. Unclean, unclean.

Too late

[Pondlife]

We are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.

I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.

She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….

This didn't happen, did it?

You've got issues mate, really, get help.

[MaryPoppins]

do you ahp mp

Not regularly.

[original PM]

well we always used to call that a golden nuggett.

although I do not know anyone who has actually attempted it - never mind enjoyed it..

[Bunk]

This didn't happen, did it?

You've got issues mate, really, get help.

If you start from the position that Wilmslow doesn't exist then it makes perfect sense.

[EternalOptimist]

well we always used to call that a golden nuggett.

although I do not know anyone who has actually attempted it - never mind enjoyed it..

the only person I ever heard of was MF, and he was the nugettee, rather than the nuggetter

[MaryPoppins]

This didn't happen, did it?

You've got issues mate, really, get help.

That was my point.

Sounds more like he's just found out what the term meant, and had no-one else to say it to.