Classic office moment…..

[Mich the Tester]

got a missed call from a farnborough number. i rang it back and the bloke said his name was phil. he sounded out of breath, and kept on saying i'm a cage fighter, i'm a cage fighter, oooooooooh yes i'm a cage fighter.
then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.

SPOD!!!!????

Explain yourself!

[SupremeSpod]

SPOD!!!!????

Explain yourself!

Not me Guv. Nice idea though.

[MarillionFan]

then hung up. it sounded like he was in a public loo according to the background echo and toilet flushing sounds.

I bet EO was pissed on his trip to the US when he arrived in San Francisco and someone offered him to see 'Old Glory'. How disapointed to find it was a flag!

[EternalOptimist]

he made that noise too, sounded like this mouth was full. any ideas

Cage fighter in a pulic loo , with his mouth full, making nom nom noises,

mmmm

I'll make it my Monday Quiz - who is this ?

[MaryPoppins]

She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….

Knowledgeable colleagues you've got there, eh.

[Mich the Tester]

We are all having to take it in turns to bake a cake.

I suggested to a woman I could sort her out with an Alabama Hot Pocket, thinking she would get it.

She is the loud type – imagine the silence that followed from the rest of the floor when she repeated what I said rather loudly…….

Should have offered her a Knickerbocker Glory.

[TimberWolf]

Jeez, for anyone wondering what 'Alabama Hot Pocket' is and is contemplating looking it up, resist the temptation and stay innocent like I was. Unclean, unclean.

[suityou01]

Jeez, for anyone wondering what 'Alabama Hot Pocket' is and is contemplating looking it up, resist the temptation and stay innocent like I was. Unclean, unclean.

ah shut yer flaps

[darmstadt]

Had to Google that one, urrgh! Who the hell would want to do that and what happened to all the gold old terms like felching and rimming?

[Mich the Tester]

Had to Google that one, urrgh! Who the hell would want to do that and what happened to all the gold old terms like felching and rimming?

Third link is filtered out by clientco, but it still gets me laughing;

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