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My worst off the cuff pun
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Anyway, worst pun.
I used to work in the NOC of a UK based telco, one day a street cabinet containing some transmission system in the was hit by a bus and took out a few thousand customers phone service. We dispatched the on-call engineers and so on, and due to the number of customers affected had to go through the escalation procedure. When I phoned the NOC manager he asked what the problem was, I told him it was a "bus error"While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo, the lack of sex.
HTH.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Fella I knew in the Army was going out with one of the girls in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC....pronounced "rack"!)
She was a black lass, so someone that had never met her suggested she was a Raccoon!! You had to be there I suppose!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostFella I knew in the Army was going out with one of the girls in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC....pronounced "rack"!)
She was a black lass, so someone that had never met her suggested she was a Raccoon!! You had to be there I suppose!Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBut was she fit?
The guy was no oil painting either though.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Best photo pun I've seen for some time.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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In my days pre-IT, when I was a proper electronics engineer, I went to many of these annual electronics exhibitions / trade shows in that there London.
At one, a guy from a well known hardware manufacturer came over and said:
"Escuse me, do you use switches?"
To which I replied "On and off".
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