My worst off the cuff pun

[suityou01]

Duck walks into a bar

Duck: "Got any eggs?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any eggs?"
Barman: "I said no"
Duck: "Got any eggs?"
Barman: "Get out"
Duck: "Got any eggs?"
Barman: "If you don't get out right this minute I'm going to nail your feet to the bar"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any eggs?"

....

Clippy, PM me for an explanation.

[MarillionFan]

My sister and new husband decided they needed a new bed. They headed off to Bensons where after trying a number of different beds they bought a water bed.

They're divorced now. They drifted apart.

Gods honest!

[MaryPoppins]

You lot bring it on yourselves you really do

Um, no. You do.

[suityou01]

Um, no. You do.

[Clippy]

Personally, I like Suity's neighbour shower story.

Don't forget, it's a 'true story'.

[suityou01]

Personally, I like Suity's neighbour shower story.

Don't forget, it's a 'true story'.

Back in 5

[Clippy]

Back in 5

Now, you knocking one out at the thought of seeing a neighbour naked I can believe.

[MaryPoppins]

I guess this might be an example of why the new smilie isn't such a good thing.

Dull.

[doodab]

Do we have a "one handed clapping" smiley for the girls?

[suityou01]

I guess this might be an example of why the new smilie isn't such a good thing.

Dull.

That commute still getting you down?