Originally posted by DimPrawn
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In my days pre-IT, when I was a proper electronics engineer, I went to many of these annual electronics exhibitions / trade shows in that there London.
At one, a guy from a well known hardware manufacturer came over and said:
"Escuse me, do you use switches?"
To which I replied "On and off".
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostFella I knew in the Army was going out with one of the girls in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC....pronounced "rack"!)
She was a black lass, so someone that had never met her suggested she was a Raccoon!! You had to be there I suppose!
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Fella I knew in the Army was going out with one of the girls in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC....pronounced "rack"!)
She was a black lass, so someone that had never met her suggested she was a Raccoon!! You had to be there I suppose!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNo, the lack of sex.
HTH.
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Anyway, worst pun.
I used to work in the NOC of a UK based telco, one day a street cabinet containing some transmission system in the was hit by a bus and took out a few thousand customers phone service. We dispatched the on-call engineers and so on, and due to the number of customers affected had to go through the escalation procedure. When I phoned the NOC manager he asked what the problem was, I told him it was a "bus error"
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
That commute still getting you down?
HTH.
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I guess this might be an example of why the new smilie isn't such a good thing.
Dull.
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