Reply to: My worst off the cuff pun

[suityou01]

In my days pre-IT, when I was a proper electronics engineer, I went to many of these annual electronics exhibitions / trade shows in that there London.

At one, a guy from a well known hardware manufacturer came over and said:

"Escuse me, do you use switches?"

To which I replied "On and off".

DP that has made my evening, thank you.

[DimPrawn]

In my days pre-IT, when I was a proper electronics engineer, I went to many of these annual electronics exhibitions / trade shows in that there London.

At one, a guy from a well known hardware manufacturer came over and said:

"Escuse me, do you use switches?"

To which I replied "On and off".

[Spacecadet]

The King of Puns

[MarillionFan]

Best photo pun I've seen for some time.

[shaunbhoy]

But was she fit?

Not especially, but she had a good sense of humour.
The guy was no oil painting either though.

[suityou01]

Fella I knew in the Army was going out with one of the girls in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC....pronounced "rack"!)
She was a black lass, so someone that had never met her suggested she was a Raccoon!! You had to be there I suppose!

But was she fit?

[shaunbhoy]

Fella I knew in the Army was going out with one of the girls in the Women's Royal Army Corps (WRAC....pronounced "rack"!)
She was a black lass, so someone that had never met her suggested she was a Raccoon!! You had to be there I suppose!

[MarillionFan]

No, the lack of sex.

HTH.

"If you become one of my girls, you can have as much as you want. I'll take 90% of the money and make sure you're protected at all times" - Dodgy Agent

[suityou01]

No, the lack of sex.

HTH.

Oi loikes it when your blunt.

[doodab]

Anyway, worst pun.

I used to work in the NOC of a UK based telco, one day a street cabinet containing some transmission system in the was hit by a bus and took out a few thousand customers phone service. We dispatched the on-call engineers and so on, and due to the number of customers affected had to go through the escalation procedure. When I phoned the NOC manager he asked what the problem was, I told him it was a "bus error"

[MaryPoppins]

That commute still getting you down?

No, the lack of sex.

HTH.

[suityou01]

I guess this might be an example of why the new smilie isn't such a good thing.

Dull.

That commute still getting you down?

[doodab]

Do we have a "one handed clapping" smiley for the girls?

[MaryPoppins]

I guess this might be an example of why the new smilie isn't such a good thing.

Dull.

[Clippy]

Back in 5

Now, you knocking one out at the thought of seeing a neighbour naked I can believe.