Melissa is a stupid tart! £1.82 a unit?????!
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Hang on! Could I just think about an answer for 1/2 hour or so?Originally posted by cojak View PostMelissa is a stupid tart! £1.82 a unit?????!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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The other team's mutinying already!
"I'm not making their stupid order!""I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Car crash telly!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Yeah! Good init!!!!Originally posted by cojak View PostCar crash telly!
£130 not to sell stuff! this will go down well with SugarJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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Well done!!! FFS!!!Originally posted by One of the EjitsA win is a Win - So well done Mel!Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair
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No way dude - it's gotta be Liz.Originally posted by Muttley08 View PostMy vote for sexiest bird is with Paloma - cute and the body to go with it!You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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