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    #31
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm alive. Thats my drive. I'm alive!
    Thats my drive, to succeed to my maximum and use some of that success to help others..... where appropriate

    Gareth Cheeseman must be is his mentor.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #32
      Is he the one who said he owned a telecommunications company, yet wanted to ditch it and be an employee?

      Perhaps he meant this:

      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        Originally posted by From the Dick in the Video View Post
        People like me intimidate me
        WTF!?!?!
        You are intimidated by brainless, clueless fu<kwits who need help to wipe their 'kin own arse??

        Where do they dig these people up from?

        Shirley an "Audition" like that should see you excluded from..... well excluded from the genepool seems harsh...... but fair!

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          #34
          There's a guy who was described as 'Head of communications' (unemployed), now I don't want to sound pedantic but he's really just a unemployed guy with communication skills shirley?

          The other one that made me laugh was the dizzy blonde who put forward the team name of 'winning women' only to be told that wouldn't work when men joined the team, "oh yeah".

          Last edited by gingerjedi; 7 October 2010, 09:18.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #35
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            There's a guy who was described as 'Head of communications' (unemployed), now I don't want to sound pedantic but he's really just a unemployed guy with communication skills shirley?

            The other one that made me laugh was the dizzy blonde who put forward the team name of 'winning women' only to be told that wouldn't work when men joined the team, "oh yeah".

            Winning!! Ahhhh I thought she said Whining.......

            What was I thinking

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              #36
              SurAllen or is it LrdAllen now. Anyway - I felt he fired the wrong man. That unemployed chap was already out of his depth. The two other twits are the usual salesman type - Surallen must have though he was looking in a mirror!
              McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
              Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                #37
                Would it be in-appropriate, at this early stage, to comment on the female contestants fitness?

                Top 3 as below.



                Sandeesh Samra
                Age: 26
                Career: Recruitment Consultant
                Hometown: Nottingham



                Liz Locke
                Age: 24
                Career: Investment Banker
                Hometown: Birmingham



                Paloma Vivanco
                Age: 29
                Career: Senior Marketing Manager
                Hometown: London

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  Would it be in-appropriate, at this early stage, to comment on the female contestants fitness?
                  Yes it would be entirely in-appropriate!!

                  (Well done!! )

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                    #39
                    Tonight, Lord Sugar tasks the candidates with creating a brand new beach accessory, before pitching their product to three big retailers.
                    Any chance the ladies team will be in bikinis?

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                      Any chance the ladies team will be in bikinis?
                      Who is for the chop then?

                      Get your votes in early!
                      Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                      Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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