The Official CUK The Apprentice 2010 thread

[MarillionFan]

I applied for series two but I never got a reply.

Or Big Brother 3.

I did get on a shortlist for Countdown but was busy when the auditions were on!

So the only thing I've been on in the last few years is playing Table football on a SKY TV foosball competition a few years back.

[mudskipper]

Dan: 24 carat arsehole.

Dan: Fired 24 carat arsehole,

[Clippy]

Dan: 24 carat arsehole.

With a face like a horse.

Dedicated to Dan:

[Doggy Styles]

The one who got fired first reminded me facially of Jonny Wilkinson. And that squat-looking Alex who was in the boardroom with him looks like a younger version of Gordon Brown. Plus there's another bloke who looks like that top Russian, Putin.

Is this Son-Of-Celebrity Apprentice?

[Saddo]

Never mind Dan. Did anyone else get some strange feelings as the girlies were handling the sausages?

Biggest pratt sequence of the show: Dan knocking on doors trying to sell sausages.

[d000hg]

I thought Dan would appeal to some of the more active CUK members. He fits my mental image of Mich or MF or Spod... "just shut up and do what you're f***ing told!"

The men looked like some weird rugby team, banging chests and slamming tables.

Still I'm tempted to take up sausage selling... £300/day. Except it apparently takes 8 people

[SupremeSpod]

I thought Dan would appeal to some of the more active CUK members. He fits my mental image of Mich or MF or Spod... "just shut up and do what you're f***ing told!"

The men looked like some weird rugby team, banging chests and slamming tables.

Still I'm tempted to take up sausage selling... £300/day. Except it apparently takes 8 people

Nice bit of deflection there. You'll make it a couple of rungs up the ladder but you'll get found out eventually. Probably by someone like me or Mich or MF.

[MarillionFan]

I thought Dan would appeal to some of the more active CUK members. He fits my mental image of Mich or MF or Spod... "just shut up and do what you're f***ing told!"

The men looked like some weird rugby team, banging chests and slamming tables.

Still I'm tempted to take up sausage selling... £300/day. Except it apparently takes 8 people

I only saw the firing so will look forward to watching this earlier.

I know a little about hot dog selling. As a summer job I was 'assistant-head storeman' at a large leisure complex. Back in the late 80s @ £2.25 per hour! I was responsible for checking/in out the canned drinks and hot dogs
to the mobile sellers. A pair of sellers could do 1000 x £1 per day which was an incredible amount.

They had a new computer for doing the accounts and the only operator quit. So being a teenager I got that as a p/t job. So 60 hours per week. I was loaded.

But not as loaded as when I realised I was entering the invoices I was checking off as storeman. A trade account later and some additional stock allowed me to add in extra crates of drinks and an extra 40 hot dogs here and there
check it back in at the end of the day. The extra £300 per week came in very useful. A very good summer.

[gingerjedi]

....speechless

[MarillionFan]

....speechless

I'm alive. Thats my drive. I'm alive!