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CUK Christmas Shin Dig 2010
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf only we knew someone with their own plane??????Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostAs for the Harp, it has good beer m but is always packed to the rafters. However there is a room upstairs, Mr Fitz, do you perchance have some sway with the managment of said establishment whereby we could reserve an area sans costs?
As it's currently looking unlikely that I'll be in London before then, somebody else will have to pop in and check with Binny, the landlady.Comment
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Have we come to any agreement?
MF you will have to eat your hat when you are proved wrong (again)...Comment
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Originally posted by Boudica View PostHave we come to any agreement?
MF you will have to eat your hat when you are proved wrong (again)...Comment
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What would be the collective noun for a room full of contractors feeding their faces?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhat would be the collective noun for a room full of contractors feeding their faces?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhat would be the collective noun for a room full of contractors feeding their faces?
If MaryPoppins were there - A spoonful of Contractors
DoggyStyles - A Bowl of Contractors
Shaunbhoy - A Troop of contractors
Alf - A Culture of contractors
etc
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhat would be the collective noun for a room full of contractors feeding their faces?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt depends who is there
If MaryPoppins were there - A spoonful of Contractors
DoggyStyles - A Bowl of Contractors
Shaunbhoy - A Troop of contractors
Alf - A Culture of contractors
etc
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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